Sunday, December 25, 2011

Boris

Boris Yeltsin. Yes yes, the first president of the Russian Federation, blah blah blah.

This dude also loved the sauce, in fact he loved the sauce SOOOOO much that even though he was prescribed multiple different medications for an unspecified neurological disorder, this nigga drank up anyways. One time Yeltsin visited Stockholm and told the audience that Swedish meatballs reminded him of Bjorn Borg's face, proceeded to lose his balance, and almost fell off podium after drinking a single glass of Champagne.

Bjorn Borg is a Swedish tennis pansy.

Cheers to Boris Yeltsin


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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 25, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    Will do boss, nice post btw :)

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  2. FitnessjockDecember 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    That's a pretty fucked up story, but thumbs up anyways.. :-P

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  3. TechGuruDecember 25, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    I liked him, wasn't there a photo of him dancing on stage that won the Turner Prize or something? I think it was meant to show how the cold war had become nothing.

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  4. OneDecember 25, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Haha, no way. I mean, I knew the dude was odd, but that Swedish meatballs thing is just... excellent. =D

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  5. Doom GenerationDecember 25, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    wowee

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  6. FitizenDecember 25, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    tehehe

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  7. UnknownDecember 25, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    WHO DOESN'T love the Yeltsin! Great blog, following!

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  8. lmaoitsjesusDecember 25, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    In a perfect world...

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  9. Franco - TRGDecember 25, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Cheers and Merry Christmas!

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  10. EndlessDecember 25, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    i lol'd

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  11. JackSalsaDecember 26, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    Sounds like he knows how to party.

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  12. QuthDecember 28, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    haha

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  13. SkagDecember 28, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    The way you wrote this post made me laugh pretty hard. Followed.

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  14. Adventure Time 420January 5, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Just figured I would state that an ad that popped up was for full sail, and I have a friend that goes to full sail. Ha. Random. Anyway...

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