Sunday, December 25, 2011

Boris

Boris Yeltsin. Yes yes, the first president of the Russian Federation, blah blah blah.

This dude also loved the sauce, in fact he loved the sauce SOOOOO much that even though he was prescribed multiple different medications for an unspecified neurological disorder, this nigga drank up anyways. One time Yeltsin visited Stockholm and told the audience that Swedish meatballs reminded him of Bjorn Borg's face, proceeded to lose his balance, and almost fell off podium after drinking a single glass of Champagne.

Bjorn Borg is a Swedish tennis pansy.

Cheers to Boris Yeltsin


17 comments:

  1. That's a pretty fucked up story, but thumbs up anyways.. :-P

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  2. I liked him, wasn't there a photo of him dancing on stage that won the Turner Prize or something? I think it was meant to show how the cold war had become nothing.

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  3. Haha, no way. I mean, I knew the dude was odd, but that Swedish meatballs thing is just... excellent. =D

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  4. WHO DOESN'T love the Yeltsin! Great blog, following!

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  5. Sounds like he knows how to party.

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  6. The way you wrote this post made me laugh pretty hard. Followed.

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  7. Just figured I would state that an ad that popped up was for full sail, and I have a friend that goes to full sail. Ha. Random. Anyway...

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